guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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