It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's shark week go big or go home
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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