i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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