remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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