More tranny stories later!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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