obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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