am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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