is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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