im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Randomize