Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize
