I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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