The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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