You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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