I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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