saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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