Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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