im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You pole danced in your parka.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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