Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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