question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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