i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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