I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The power of my boobs compel you
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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