Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
