white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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