When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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