dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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