what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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