we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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