wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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