I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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