He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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