then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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