He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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