Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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