Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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