Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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