i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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