It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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