Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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