yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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