grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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