i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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