I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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