what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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