yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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