if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Is it because I queefed?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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