i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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