I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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