i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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