There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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