And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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