i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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