I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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