I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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