So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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