Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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