You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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