No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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