I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
this hospital has no fireball
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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